What to do in Zomba Plateau

Venture up to a wonderfully peculiar highland retreat where the mercury drops just enough to make a G&T at sunset feel perfectly justified. At 2,087 metres above the plains, this tabletop offers the sort of views that make Instagram filters redundant. Trek through mist-draped forests to Emperor's View—a spot that would have any emperor worth their salt nodding in approval—or challenge yourself with a climb to Nawimbe Fire Tower, where long-crested eagles soar at eye level. The rare white-winged apalis might grace you with an appearance, though they're notoriously camera-shy. Cool streams tumble over ancient rocks, creating perfect picnic spots to contemplate life or try your hand at catching trout (though they seem to have earned PhDs in hook avoidance). Local guides share tales of the plateau's hidden histories while leading you through trails that would confound even the most determined GPS. As the afternoon light turns golden, find your perfect perch above the Shire Highlands, where the African sun puts on a show that makes you wonder why you ever bothered with Netflix.